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Which Club Salami Flavour Are You?

Which Club Salami Flavour Are You?

Three flavours. Three very different personalities.

Are you a Garlic & Paprika, Cumin & Cayenne or Fennel & Oregano person at heart?

There’s only one way to find out.

Keep track of whether you choose mostly A, B or C. Your flavour is waiting at the bottom. 👀


1. Your ideal Friday night looks like…

A. Good food, good people and somewhere you already know is going to be good.

B. “We’ll just go for one” followed by absolutely no plan whatsoever.

C. Dinner somewhere nice, a couple of drinks and home at a respectable-ish hour.


2. Pick your snack philosophy.

A. If it works, why mess with it?

B. Give me the most interesting thing on the shelf.

C. Slightly underrated > massively overhyped.


3. What's your role in the group chat?

A. Actually making the plans happen.

B. Sending something completely unrelated at 1:14am.

C. Reading everything, disappearing for six hours, then returning like nothing happened.


4. You're choosing a weekend away. Where are we going?

A. Somewhere with a great pub, good food and zero chance of disappointment.

B. Road trip. Festival. Random flight. We'll work out the details later.

C. Countryside, nice café, good walk, maybe a farm shop involved.


5. Choose the word that sounds most like you.

A. Reliable.

B. Bold.

C. Laid-back.


6. Someone asks if they can try your snack. Your response?

A. Of course. But you're getting one.

B. Depends. What are you offering in return?

C. Fine. I definitely brought another pack anyway.


7. Pick your approach to trying something new.

A. I'll try it, but my favourites are my favourites for a reason.

B. Immediately. Give it here.

C. I'm intrigued. Tell me more first.


Ready for your result?

Count up your answers.

Mostly A?

YOU'RE GARLIC & PAPRIKA ❤️

You're the dependable one, but never the boring one.

You know what you like, you've probably got a go-to order everywhere you regularly visit, and people trust you to make the plans because otherwise nothing would actually happen.

Garlic & Paprika is bold, savoury and a bit of a crowd-pleaser.

Basically: a classic for a reason.


Mostly B?

YOU'RE CUMIN & CAYENNE 🧡

Sitting quietly in the background? Not particularly your thing.

You're curious, spontaneous and considerably more likely to say “why not?” than “maybe another time.”

Cumin & Cayenne brings warm cumin and a cayenne kick.

A little more heat. A little more personality.

Sounds familiar.


Mostly C?

YOU'RE FENNEL & OREGANO 💙

You're quietly confident and probably a little more particular than you let on.

You appreciate the good stuff, don't need everyone else to agree with you and have a habit of finding the underrated option before everyone else catches up.

Fennel & Oregano is herby, aromatic and very easy to underestimate.

Until you try it.


Got a tie?

We anticipated this. Very serious scientific methodology happening here.

Tie-breaker:

Your friend texts:

“Want to do something tonight?”

A. “Yeah, usual place?”
B. “Yes. What are we doing?”
C. “Potentially. What time?”

Use that answer to break the tie.


So… which one are you?

Apparently your personality can now be determined by salami. What a time to be alive.

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